Obamaphones! Federal subsidies for phones?!
Here we go again
Dang it...
I would think with I could see Obamaphones in the Constitution, but for some reason I can’t find it.
Once again, this shows that I have an older version of the Constitution.
Mine doesn’t list salad bars, raisin control, ketchup speed control, smelly body products, phone handouts, and others as one of the specific authorities given to the federal government.
Can someone point me to where I can download a latest version of the Constitution?
One that specifically authorizes (enumerates) federal government authority over such things as:
- the amount of water in my toilet bowl
- the type of light bulbs I use
- Obamaphone handouts
- body stench removal products
- how fast ketchup should flow out of the bottle
- delicious nutritious kids salad bar
- and also raisin control.
Food Stamp Prezzy is angry? He must get from the Moose.
Food Stamp Prezzy is angry? He must get it from the Moose.