You just don't get it. Let me try to explain it another way. Even as we speak, a large truck is on a highway 20 miles away from me. This truck is moving in my general direction.
It is possible that that the truck's steering will fail. And then the truck might roll across 20 miles of woods and yards and hit my house! Maybe even while I'm watching the Jerry Springer show on TV!
This is serious stuff!
This is serious stuff!
Just think how serious it would be if it were to hit your house while you were in the shower.
Not laughing anymore, are you?
o-kay...but why is that so important?
In case you get into an accident.
what do you mean "in case I get into an accident"?
What good would clean underwear do for me then?
What if I died in the accident?
How would the condition of underwear make any difference?
We wouldn't want anyone to think you didn't come from a good home.