[dsc]

“They walk, talk, and swim like ducks, but for some unexplainable reason they are really convinced they are beautiful swans with the individuality of a snowflake.”

Really well put. Me steal, put in boilerplate directory.

My Indian name is “Plagiarizes Like a Horse Gone Crazy.”

[gogeo]

Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands.

First Floor

The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love kids.” The women read the sign and said, “Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?” So up they went.