Instead of getting married just find a woman who hates you and buy her a house.
A friend of my wife who is in a great many respects a brilliant guy married what I immediately thought of as a losers when I met her.
Anyway, they got divorced. She got a very nice house and pretty much everything else.
The guy makes close to 6 figures but drives an old beater and lives in the parents basement last I heard.
If it were me, I would try to disappear overseas. Figure a good chemist would be welcome in a lot of places where it would be tough to get at.