Posted on 05/06/2015 7:13:03 PM PDT by markomalley
They’re only drawings of virgins.
ISIS is provoking us so it’s OK if we kill them.
In Texas, we have the death penalty and we use it. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back. ~ Ron White
I don't think those two in Garland got any virgins ... Two dead jihadists, ZERO dead decent folk.
To the JV Team, In the famous words of RAY WYLIE HUBBARD
Screw you, we’re from Texas
We’re from Texas, screw you
We’re from Texas, screw you
Where’s the .22LR machine?
LOL!
Better we bring it to them. I like Sherman’s strategy and don’t want to fight in my living room.
Down by the loading dock in the warehouse.
“It has come to our attention that ISIS would like to send additional terrorists to die in Texas. Because our populace is fully armed, this will present an awkward situation.
“Already, our office has been flooded with more than 200,000 requests for terrorist hunting permits. Since ISIS can not supply the number of terrorists we need to meet this demand, we are proposing the following regulations for a public comment period:
1. Seasonal bag limit will be 1 ISIS terrorist per permit holder
2. Terrorists so harvested must be tagged immediately on the big toe. This must occur before they are loaded onto trucks and driven through town to show them off.
3. We will likely have to hold a raffle to limit the number of permits. This is unfortunate, but we do not yet have a terrorist breeding program in place to supplement the ISIS volunteers.
4. A separate early black powder season and archery season will be scheduled
State of Texas Department of Wildlife
Well, I am familiar with Texas. One of my 4 sons lives there and I went to high school in Tyler. We carried Shotguns in our windows of out trucks. Those people down there are special people and they will shoot these bastard right in the head just like that average cop did in Garland. Let’s give him a hand. They are going to pass “open Carry” for licensed gun people. You will see 1 million guns out to protect , family, self , property and country. Bring it on like your dumb assed Phoenix boys. Why don’t you send all 71 of your terrorist down there. In fact, Iowa aint gonna be that easy you crap heads. In fact this whole country is getting pissed..
Note to ragheads: you may want to hold off until we “senior discount” recipients are all gone to the great beyond. We’re all armed and grumpy. Piss poor dispositions don’t you know.
I agree
HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Well, you don’t have to have Geller in your living room, after all. So that can be avoided.
Well, it didn't go exactly as they planned.
Good luck idiots.
I’m brokenhearted for the murderous bastards ...
It's one thing to attack a hall where rings of security were all set up in advance, laying in wait at a Mohammad comic convention. These amateurs were extra stupid, and obviously didn't do their home work.
You might recall what one shooter, Nidal Malik Hasan did at Ft. Hood.
Watch what ya ask for.
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