No. Now shut up, Swift, you're an idiot.
This devilish twist of evidence surely leads to a further conclusion that perhaps – in the interests of leveling the playing field – bedtime stories should also be restricted.
Be restricted, by whom? The entire argument that "leveling the playing field" is more important than parents nurturing their children is stupid, wrong, and evil, and it will be treated with the disgust and derision it deserves.
Those liberal idiot bastards will never stop until this whole world stops revolving which, if things continue the course we are all on, will end sooner than expected. I have no doubt God is Angry with this world of today.