Was that American carbonated soda...or commie carbonated soda? And has the cat been cleared by the USSS? If so, when?
Remember sir, that you are under oath ;)
Oddly enough, it was Jolt soda at the time.
I am convinced that cats are actually from some weirdo dimension, just look at them!
All contorting and acting nonsolid, defying physics and sense.
You are hired by the way.
Now I just need to get elected...