[4yearlurker]

If the Gaystapo come into your bakery for a wedding cake. tell them it will cost 20 dollars with no down payment required. This way you are not obligated and just let it slip your mind. "I thought you wanted it on this day!" The old saying "You cant beat a man at his own game" applies here.

[kiryandil]

Fedex the cake to Tikrit, and buy the happy couple plane tickets to go pick up their cake there.

The Muzzies would explain the error of their ways to them...