[henkster]

So do you only come out when you drink your gin?

[drjimmy]

I drink till I drop down, with one eye on my clothes.

Here’s one from the Drive-by Truckers that’s a true story:
The Night G.G. Allin Came to Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLmcf_gpWVc

If you haven’t heard of G.G. Allin already, you’ll have to wash your eyes out with soap after Googling his story.