[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

but some Republicans have warmed to the idea on political grounds, too, thinking it will win over Hispanic voters, especially the growing population of Puerto Ricans in Florida.

And so, Jeb "Propeller Beanie" Bush speaks again, but Archie Bonkers would not approve.

Combined PING! and DANG!

[MeshugeMikey]

Jeb's as big a Panther Whizz fan as Obama!

[Kenny Bunk]

As we become the English-Speaking minority in this hemisphere's northernmost Latin American country we ought to know that:

Mexicans loathe Puerto Ricans. Cubans loathe Mexicans and Puerto Ricans, and are loathed in return. Colombians despise Venezuelans, vice versa and everyone else soused of the border. No one likes Argentines and you can forget about Brazil. Bolivia? Don't ask a Peruvian about those ugly toads. Uruguay? Who cares about that bunch'o'spaghetti-benders. Central America: each país cacadero hates the others.

Astonishing as it may seem, each of our 'Sister Republics' seems to harbor some sort of racial animosity toward the people of the others.

So, Meester Boosh, joo may get the votes of Florida's mushrooming PR population, but lose the Cubans and the Mexicans. Statehood for Puerto Rico? Make more sense to make states of Baja California and Sonora.