100 posted on 04/28/2015 11:56:09 AM PDT by Osage Orange
(I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
No really. There is this new product I saw on a commercial on late night Fox News called the "Spine Severer". It hurts less than other spine severers and is guaranteed to give "Yo family" the biggest payback.
101 posted on 04/28/2015 12:04:06 PM PDT by Starstruck
(I'm usually sarcastic. Deal with it.)