When magic filled the air, ‘Twas in the darkest depths of BaltiMordor I met a girl so fair. But Gollbama, and the evil one crept up And slipped away with her.
apologies to Tolkien and Zeppelin
73 posted on 04/28/2015 8:47:16 AM PDT by Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)