[PA-RIVER]

I stopped in Baltimore a few years ago, with my wife and child, on a road trip. We got some gas and went into a McDonald's.

I felt like my life was in danger.

You could not pay me to walk in Baltimore. My life is to valuable.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

We got some gas and went into a McDonald's. I felt like my life was in danger.

Yes, their food is terrible.

[who knows what evil?]

We got some gas and went into a McDonald's.

While heading to Florida back around 1974 on I-95, we spotted one of those tall McDonald's signs advising us to take the next exit into Savannah, GA for burger nirvana. We thought we'd get faster service by going inside, so we did. We were the ONLY two white people in the place. To this day, I believe the only reason we left intact was the fact that my friend looked like a younger Danny Trejo.