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"Examples of symptoms include “acute loss of confidence,” “doubt,” “excessive sleep,” “felt mentally raped, dirty and shameful,” “high blood pressure,” “impaired digestion,” “loss of appetite,” “migraine headaches,” “pale and sick at home after work,” “resumption of smoking habit,” “shock” “stunned,” “surprise,” “uncertainty,” “weight gain” and “worry" ...aside from the "felt mentally raped, dirty and shameful"...and the other unreported symptoms that included a "strange attraction to date other women" and an "irresistible urge to get down on all fours and lick the carpet", I feel most of those other symptoms every day including “acute loss of confidence,” “doubt,” “excessive sleep” (well, maybe not that one either) “high blood pressure,” “impaired digestion,” “loss of appetite,” “migraine headaches,” “pale and sick at home after work,” “shock” “stunned,” “surprise,” “uncertainty,” “weight gain” and “worry"...and no one refused to bake me damn a cake... :(

[HiTech RedNeck]

Sounds like government collusion is going on here for open ended claims like this not to get laughed out of the court.