“Will she even show up?”
“I apologize for not showing up. I must have marked my calender on my business smart-phone. But was looking at my personal phone, or perhaps it was my campaign phone which didn’t have it. It is all so confusing. SEE - you should have just let me use ONE phone. It’s your fault.”
“I put it in the spam folder by mistake.”
“I thought it was an old yoga routine and deleted it.”
“Land shark.”