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To: Nervous Tick

>>Baptists and Vodka are generally thought not to mix.

>>Maybe the gag is lamer than it seemed to be while I was typing it out. :-)

OK I get it now.

But baptists and vodka do go well together since vodka looks like water and doesn’t sweat out with an alcohol smell. :-)


11 posted on 04/23/2015 6:09:33 AM PDT by Bryanw92 (Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Bryanw92
But baptists and vodka do go well together since vodka looks like water and doesn’t sweat out with an alcohol smell. :-)

Reminds me of an evening back in college, a bunch of us were watching TV in the lounge, inculding a couple of RA's. A friend of mine comes into the lounge with a full Vodka bottle, and is taking large drinks out of it.

Turns out he had filled it with water. The RA"s couldn't do anything, because a bottle fileld with water was not against the rules, even if it said "Vodka".

16 posted on 04/23/2015 7:12:14 AM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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