[Jack Hydrazine]

"Besides, a chicken named Doggie? She sounds real confused."

Maybe the chicken was related to Augie "Ben" Doggie from, "Hardware Wars"?

[Utilizer]

Right, then... I really had no idea what you were going on about with the “Hardware Wars” reference so I did a search and looked at the youtube vid.

Major mistake. I managed about seventeen seconds of it and was so annoyed that I had to shut it off then.

I want My seventeen seconds of life back, since it was THAT ANNOYING.