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Mila Kunis being sued for allegedly 'stealing' a chicken as a child
Fox News ^ | 22 Apr 15

Posted on 04/22/2015 7:41:31 PM PDT by Drew68

Chalk this up as one of the most ridiculous lawsuits of all time. Mila Kunis is being sued for allegedly stealing a chicken from a childhood friend, reports TMZ.

Kristina Karo who claims she grew up with Kunis in the Ukraine, alleges that when they were around five they would play with her beloved chicken named Doggie.

According to the lawsuit, Karo adored the chicken, as did Kunis, who would come over to play with the it. But when the chicken suddenly disappeared Karo says that Kunis ‘fessed up to the chicken theft telling her, “Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a pet, you have a whole chicken farm.”

But Karo claims she could not get over the loss and became an “emotional wreck,” who required therapy to get over Doggie’s disappearance.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: chicken; milakunis; ukraine
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To: TigersEye

TigersEye needs glasses. :)

Or at least some time In Port instead of Out to Sea.


61 posted on 04/22/2015 10:17:13 PM PDT by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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To: Utilizer
Are you gay?


62 posted on 04/22/2015 10:23:52 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
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To: TigersEye

Wow....it took 62 posts before someone finally followed the rules?


63 posted on 04/22/2015 10:29:36 PM PDT by digger48
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To: TigersEye

No, why? Are you feeling lonely?

I relied upon her FoxNews photo:

http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/Entertainment/876/493/mila%20kunis%20glam%20reuters660.jpg?ve=1&tl=1

-and the one you provided did little to dispel the image of “Skinny Uptight Snooty Beoitch” that her other pictures so eloquently display.

Then again, if you tend to go for the Toothpick HugeHeads... whatever tickles your fancies, mate.

That expression on her face just says it all. No one in their right mind should willingly allow themselves to fall asleep next to her or they might well be missing one or two essential parts when next they awaken.

YMMV.


64 posted on 04/22/2015 10:31:24 PM PDT by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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To: Drew68

That video gave me pancreatic cancer.


65 posted on 04/22/2015 10:32:21 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Jeb Bush makes John McCain look like Barry Goldwater.)
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To: TigersEye

Oh, and by the way;

Really?

You can not recognize a good PhotoShop pic when you see one?

*shakes head in dismay*


66 posted on 04/22/2015 10:35:06 PM PDT by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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To: digger48
Apparently her appearance is objectionable to some.


67 posted on 04/22/2015 10:35:40 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
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To: Utilizer

Suit yourself. I’m sure you’re sleeping next to ... something.

Baa aaa aaa


68 posted on 04/22/2015 10:37:04 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
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To: TigersEye

Yes, I understand that some do prefer the A-cup (and under) types to be their cup of tea, but that does not mean all the rest of us normal males tend to go for that.

I get the impression that you might be the type to have a (reaction) to someone like the actress that plays “Fiona” on the tv-series “Burn Notice”.

Not everyone else tends to prefer someone like that or the subject of this thread either.


69 posted on 04/22/2015 10:41:23 PM PDT by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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To: Utilizer

I get the feeling you think you’re something other than a grade A jerk. lol

You’re not.


70 posted on 04/22/2015 10:44:17 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
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To: TigersEye

Whatever. I am sure that if I put both of her cupholders together and went to any fast-food chain I might be able to get about 3/4 of a cup of coffee.

Still, if you like that sort of thing...

I want to say “I think the CEO of Apple is hiring”, but that would be unnecessarily too obvious for some, so I won’t.

*snicker* Oh, and I think that the first season of “Friends” has more than one of the type you prefer so much, although you would be uncomfortable I think with attempting to justify why they looked the way they did then and why the modifications they underwent since then to look as they do now were so important to them.

Cheers. *smirk*


71 posted on 04/22/2015 10:50:49 PM PDT by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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To: TigersEye

So much for your “feelings” -and Thank You For Sharing! *cough*

But I think we already established that, moush.


72 posted on 04/22/2015 10:52:51 PM PDT by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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To: Utilizer
Whatever.

That's about right. You're a big whatever.

If you're looking for therapy you're in the wrong place, douchebag. Try the freeway.

73 posted on 04/22/2015 10:57:35 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
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To: TigersEye; Utilizer
Ya, Im with Utilizer on this one. Scrawny and homely. Those 3 pictures give me a creepy child porn vibe...

Though Im sure shes not guilty on the chicken theft charges.

74 posted on 04/22/2015 10:59:03 PM PDT by gnarledmaw (Hive minded liberals worship leaders, sovereign conservatives elect servants.)
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To: gnarledmaw

As he says ... whatever.


75 posted on 04/22/2015 11:03:25 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
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To: TigersEye

*laugh* The very thought that I might be looking for therapy is laughable on its face when all anyone needs to do is consider the fact that I am communicating with YOU. *snicker*

Besides, your mam doesn’t seem to have a problem. Maybe you should have a quiet chat with her.

Bridgette Bardot, Raquel Welch, hell, even Dawn Wells *cough Mary Ann* (not to mention Donna Douglas *cough Ellie May Clampett*)...

Now THOSE are some stunning examples that God loves all Men. *grin*

Today...

Sarah Palin, Kimberly Guilfoil, Andrea Tantaros... Just to name a few. *sigh* Total babes. :)


76 posted on 04/22/2015 11:12:50 PM PDT by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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To: Utilizer

Yeah, those women are great. Even better, Sophia Loren, Beyonce, Kim Kardashian.

I don’t know what to think of some idiot who suggests that I have a conversation with my 87 yr old Alzheimer’s afflicted mother about anything except that she makes more sense.

But since you like playing Madame Cleo on the internet I’ll return the favor. I suspect you’re an embittered old drunk who’s about to pass out.


77 posted on 04/22/2015 11:20:02 PM PDT by TigersEye (STONE COLD ZOMBIE SCOURGE)
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To: SkyDancer

We have a steer named Meatloaf.


78 posted on 04/22/2015 11:26:55 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: TigersEye

*laugh* Wow. That was almost a good zinger.

At least you managed to put a thought into that response, so for that I acknowledge it as almost worthy.

Tell you what, mate; it’s late, and I see no end to this so why don’t we both just withdraw from the field of combat for now and look to other pursuits.

Although I really dislike Benyce and KimKardish *shudder*. We must have markedly dissimilar tastes!

Anyways, have a good evening and all the best to you and yours, and hope you have a better day to-morrow then.

Cheers!


79 posted on 04/22/2015 11:28:21 PM PDT by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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To: gnarledmaw

Thank you. *smile*


80 posted on 04/22/2015 11:36:50 PM PDT by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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