YOU ARE PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT:
If you make $200,000 to $300,000 an hour giving self aggrandizing speeches and spend the rest of your time campaigning against the filthy rich.
Read some of the 2,600 articles, personal comments I've posted since I joined in 2009.
Here is my pledge to you. Or maybe I should direct it to the legal guardian that represents you. If you can find one single, solitary reference of me espousing anything remotely left of right wing conservative, I will pay you one thousand dollars per every word you can manage to find among my comments.
Until then, ask your caretaker to double your dosage or simply just STFU.