Before long the only item any private citizen in the world will be able to legally own is a wooden tablespoon if the left gets there way . . .
Why? If the left gets their way, there won't be anything to eat.
Nope. Sorry. The handle can be sharpened to a point.
Wooden tablespoons must be BANNED!!!!!
Tablespoons are large enough to be considered deadly weapons. Teaspoons are permitted with the right license, a 40-day waiting period, background check, and payment of a $200 bond. The spoon must not be on the ATF's list of "assault tableware," meaning that it cannot be black, cannot accept a quantity of food to exceed 25 grams, cannot have a bayonet lug, suppressor, grenade launcher, or other accessory that might render it more lethal.
Check local firearms laws before ordering.