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To: LS; CAluvdubya; kingattax
TRUE STORY:

I once had a full size poster of Hillary.

I had her in my office for a while and every time I would turn to work my printer I would see her in the corner of my eye and she would freak me out. (She was a garage sale gift from my folks. My lib sister was afraid at what I might do to her.)

I put her in the attic and when I was cleaning it out I decided she had to go. Oh, I need to mention that I did perform an exorcism on her when I first got her.

I decided that since my brother was going to have a bonfire on his country property I knew exactly what to do. I took her with me and as my brother was putting the final touches on the great pile of wood I placed her about five feet from the front. A number of guys thought they would have their revenge on her by coping a few feels and forcing her to drink some beers while getting their pictures made. Sorta like this:

I might add that when I questioned all the people at the bonfire most of the people were democrats and when I asked them if they would mind if we set her on fire they whole-heartedly said "not at all, please do."

Gasoline was poured, and the fire was lit. Nothing happened at first but then all of a sudden she began to smoke, as if Satan was playing with her. Then, amazingly she bowed down in half and she burst into flames.

It was quite a show and so poignant.

24 posted on 04/19/2015 8:17:19 AM PDT by Slyfox (If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
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To: Slyfox
Then, amazingly she bowed down in half and she burst into flames.

I hope that happens in this election!

Great story!!

36 posted on 04/19/2015 8:25:50 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (<------- has now left CA for NV, where God and guns have not been outlawed! "The Miracle of America")
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To: Slyfox

I was in DC Reagan airport about two years ago, or whenever she was still SecState, and this gaggle of five people came through-—four guys in suits in a box and a frumpy, dumpy blonde in the middle . .. Hillary.


42 posted on 04/19/2015 8:30:52 AM PDT by LS ('Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually.' Hendrix)
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