[markomalley]

Personally, I gunk a triple layer fence with a minefield and interlocking fields of automated machine guns covering one gap and dogs in the other gap would send the correct message to the unwashed masses, but, hey, what do I know...

[Mark17]

A moat around the White House was actually under consideration but was quickly ruled out.

Maybe they couldn't find any alligators willing to defend the current occupant of the White Hut.

[eyeamok]

What a frikkin joke, the White Hut should NEVER HAVE MORE SECURITY, nor should ANY Government Employee have more Security than the Southern Border with ISIS.

[Crazieman]

I’d rather go with, you get x-rayed, searched, felt up, you go in, no questions asked.

You jump the fence, you get shot.

Era of Lincoln and before, with some provisions.

[AU72]

A moat with a drawbridge would suit HRH.

[tet68]

You’d think a simple electrification with a marked
Dead Line, would solve the problem.

Notice I didn’t specify which side the deadline
would be on...

[ArtDodger]

How about motion-activated machine guns mounted on swiveling tripods? Or lasers?

[Diogenesis]

[Leaning Right]

A like the idea of a White House moat. And a big drawbridge. After all, kings should have moats and drawbridges.

[IronJack]

I propose razor wire and a “dead zone.” Not to keep people OUT but to keep the current resident IN. And to familiarize him with the environment he SHOULD be in.

[Leep]

Borders work?

[clintonh8r]

Spikes? Oh, yeah....that’ll work.

[ryan71]

Silly people, fences don’t work.

[ExTxMarine]

Maybe some tar barrels on the roof, as a last-line of defense!

Have some pike-men stationed at various locations through out the lawn (move their positions each hour and each day, so as not to set a pattern)!

Whatever it takes to keep the peasants at bay!

I can here it now, a Secret Service man reports, “Sire, the peasants are revolting.” Obama, in his best Mel Brooks voice, “You said it. They stink on ice!”

[null and void]

[Pollster1]

I like the idea of a moat and a fence with spikes. Our White House should be as well protected as our southern border, and both perimeters should have whatever it takes. I particularly like the idea of walling Obama in, away from all decent people.

[Paladin2]

Double ring it with biodiesel transit buses....

[fungoking]

You want trolls with that, angry ones?~Disney's The Kid

[Minutemen]

Who cares about spikes on a fence when you got a gyrocopter?

[JLAGRAYFOX]

Obama is following in the footsteps of one his great heroes, Adolf Hitler......Yep, let’s fortify the White House like an underground NAZI bunker!!! Hey, You all Obamabots....”How’s that Obama “Hope & Change” working out for ya???

[Organic Panic]

What’s the danger? It’s not like the Obama’s are ever there.

“Fences don’t work” -Barrack Obama