“Sure you are. “
I have an 80 yr old father in law who can outwork most anyone.
Don’t be such a jerk.
Don't be so naive. There might be 6’2” 215# 80 year olds around who still work as carpenters and strap on a 1911 that they use at the range regularly, but there aren't many. And of the ones there are, they aren't going to be mystified about how to handle a gang rape - they're either going to leave and call the cops or suck it up and make some serious, loud demands to cease and desist - followed up by bullets.
There's a certain amount of serious lack of bullsh*t that would go with such an 80 year old man, and it isn't expressed by the timidity and ignorance of this OP. There's an old saying about such old people - don't try to fight them, they'll just kill you.
So don't be a jerk yourself. I don't like being lied to, and I say something when I think I'm being jerked around.