Montgomery Burns has demonstrated he can control the sun.
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls the climates of all its planets.
3. The earth is one of the sun’s planets.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
Sorry, but that is just not a good argument.
Very often subtle changes can have huge impacts. A teeny tiny amount of botulin toxin will kill you dead right there. Size doesn’t always matter.
I have yet to see conclusive evidence of AGW, but this particular argument isn’t one of the many good ones against it.
Montgomery Burns has demonstrated he can control the sun.