Chelsea Clinton is the ugliest woman to grace Washngton, DC since Eleanor Roosevelt. In fact, she looks like she was separated at birth from FDR’s remarkably unattractive wife.
Way back when, Ellie Roosevelt was traveling by herself on one of her speaking tours.
She was in the sleeper compartment trying to get to sleep but the man in the sleeper above her was really “sawing logs”.
So she got on her knees and banged on the ceiling with her fist. The snoring stopped.
A few minutes later, it started again, even louder.
Same drill: she bangs on the ceiling. It stops.
Five minutes later, the snoring resumes. She begins banging ...
The man was sleeping off a drunk, or trying to, so he lowers his head, parts her curtains and says,
“Lady, I got an eyeful of you earlier, and you can bang all night long but I’m not coming down there.”