Ah, so thats why hes always carrying around that big ole Bible he hauled out once the Lewinsky fiasco broke.I always suspected that Bible was hollowed out, and that's where Slick Willy hid his stash.
I'm pretty sure that "Bible" was a styrofoam stage prop. Sort of like Obama's "Greek columns." Provided by those Hollywood idiots he had sleeping over every so often in the Lincoln bedroom.