My take is that anyone who buys an Apple product should get a free gay marriage voucher in that box
Which will reimburse them for a faggot marriage (such that it is) in the state of their choice. This will include a free gay wedding cake w two plastic dooods (grooms) on top
You should have kept it as an investment. Have you seen what an unopened can of New Coke is going for on E-Bay?