[moovova]

“...another recent fatwa allowed them to use toilet paper....oh goodie!”

And here I was thinking they’d made a clean sweep with that one, and we wouldn’t be getting anymore fatwas for a long time.

[Kenny Bunk]

The TP Edict was officially a
Fartwa.

Transliteration from Arabic is very difficult and there actually is no standard. However, in Maine everyone knows what a faht is and how it is spelled. Applying the same logic here seemed appropriate.

New England Wisdom:

"In Boston they eats lots of beans.
In Connecticut, they lives on the Sound." Ayuh.