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To: Darksheare
Long defined by whom?

Have no fear! A new state department of "Home shower water usage" will be established, with official badges, of course, and full pensions and benefits. Their job will be to monitor home water usage in the AM, and knock on doors of potential offenders. Will full enforcement support, of course!

"Excuse me, Ma'am, but you seem to evidence a pattern of taking long showers. Can you step outside, please?"


24 posted on 04/05/2015 3:46:50 PM PDT by COBOL2Java ("God save America" - we are at the dawn of a new dark age)
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To: COBOL2Java

3rd floor, boys, apartment #6, round 'em up!


34 posted on 04/05/2015 3:51:22 PM PDT by PROCON (It's easier to fool people than to convince them they've been fooled -- Mark Twain)
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