This reminds me of the joke about the boy who killed a dog.
In Texas, rabid dog attacks a group of boys, and one picks up a rock and kills the dog.
A reporter sees it and interviews the boy.
Reporter: “It’s a great thing you did son, I bet your dad will be proud of you!”
Boy: “I don’t have a dad, he died a few years ago.”
Reporter: “Well I bet all your friends are glad a Texas boy knew how to protect his friends!”
Boy: I’m not from Texas, I’m from Arkansas!”
Reporter breaks off interview.
Next day in the paper is this headline...LITTLE BASTARD FROM ARKANSAS KILLS BELOVED FAMILY PET!
Somehow this Pizza bruh-ha-ha has the same ring.
“PIZZA COMPANY WHO DOES NOT CATER WILL NOT CATER TO GAYS WEDDINGS!”
Some years back a buddy of mine and his friend went fishing out of San Pedro, CA in the friend’s private boat. It had just come out of overhaul.
They weren’t too far offshore when the boat sank so fast it trapped his friend below decks and drowned him. The Coast Guard was there within minutes and fished my buddy out of the water.
A reporter showed up the next day and started interviewing. After almost every answer, the reporter kept saying something in the vein of “So, because of Reagan’s cuts, the Coast Guard couldn’t get out to you in time to save your friend.”
After the third time, my grieving buddy lost it and threw the guy out. Evidently something the overhaulers didn’t do caused the boat to sink. I don’t know if it ever made the papers.