No, she's one of the Brown Helmet Brigade of Apple's Timmy Cook, Commandant of the Gay Gestapo.
In that context it's easy to understand that she is not trying to warn people about the fund-raiser for the pizza shop.
What she is trying to do is fulfill her duties as one of the loyal, fanatical, apple-polishing AIDS-de-camp to Chief Timmy.
You missed Post #185 where I gave a SURE-FIRE METHOD for making sure a donor’s money doesn’t get mishandled and knowing ABSOLUTELY that ALL your money goes to the recipient!
Now that doesn’t quite fit your made-up scenario ... LOL ...