You had me going until the “#sarc necessary?”
Thanks! Good satire always skates close to the truth IMO.
But remember that truth is always stranger than fiction: SCOTUS chief justice Warren Burger said in 1991 that the 2nd Amendment protects only owners of flintlocks because the Framers couldn’t have anticipated Glocks & AR-15’s.
But...in the 18th Century, “well regulated” meant trained, not restricted.
Anyway, always look for the ;^).
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