[Kickass Conservative]

Unlike Jesse Jackson, I’ve never spit in someone’s Food because they are a different Race than I am.

[Fightin Whitey]

Same here.

Unlike Jackson I've never threatened to cut off a Black People's Bleeps.

[Kaslin]

If that (spitting in someone’s food because of the color of the skin) isn’t a definition of racism, than I don’t know what is