[Just_Sue]

New Jersey averages 94 days a year of sunshine. Sure makes sense to me to cut down all those trees.

[EQAndyBuzz]

It’s Jersey. The way their luck runs, most of the summer will be cloudy and the park will be closed due to lack of power.

[stboz]

Excepting weekends, don't most people go to a park like this at night? So, how many batteries is this pig going to need?

This is just freaking brilliant.