The MRAP might be overkill, but I'll bet a used Brinks-style armored truck would work. Plenty of room for pizza and 12v warming ovens on the inside, plus advertising space on the outside. It could play music through loudspeakers, like the old ice cream trucks.
Of course, if they used that rig only in bad neighborhoods, it'd somehow be discriminatory.
Liberal PC demands dead pizza delivery persons rather than innocent people in bad neighborhoods getting pizza/food delivered to them.
That's why my idea of robots/humanoids delivering pizza or other types of food in high crime areas will eventually happen.
Just imagine one of the human-looking, ARMED!!! robots getting out of their vehicle to deliver the food and being accosted by the usual ferals. The end result would be one or more dead ferals. Word would get around.
Discrimination is already being mentioned in that it is only the Lower 9 that won’t get delivery at night. Some are saying it means Dominos doesn’t care about the safety of drivers in OTHER parts of the city. Slick. Bottom line,crime like this is mostly ‘isolated’- to Orleans Parish. If your ‘culture’ produces thugs who kill for a few bucks you don’t DESERVE any kind of delivery. Go get your food,etc, or do without.