Call that man a CORPSEMAN in all 47 Austrian-speaking states!
“My parents met on That Bridge in the march in Selma..! My Grandpap joined the army the day after Pearl! He served under Patton..! He liberated Auschwitz..! My Kenyan Grandpap was arrested by the British..! My ma’s insurance got canceled and they killed her..! My raciss grandma was scared by blacks standing at her bus stop..! My wife is Morgan Fairchild..!”