You have the Freepers who hate the Chamber
And right-to-lifers who hate gun rightsers
Said Rodney King to Ronald Reagan
Why can’t everybody get along?
Christian crusaders hate Grover Norquist
But tax revolters hate the defense-niks
My picks might not be your picks
Yet we have purity on our side
But during Republican brotherhood week
Republican brotherhood week
Chris Christie dines with Limbaugh
Cause it’s very chic
Step up and legislate
With Pubs from every state
You can tolerate it if you try