Al gore predicted that the sea levels would be rising by 20 feet or more.
But then Obama got Immaculated and told us that his ascent to the Throne stopped the rise in the ocean levels.
It's getting so confusing you can't tell which one is the better liar.
I didn't remember these other details but I can easily believe them.
Scientists also stated that the shrimp would not taste a good because of GW.
It seems that everything from acne to the taste of shrimp is caused be GW. Talk about overkill!