“Hillary, we screwed up when we leaked to the press that you were using your own email server, because we have thousands of emails from you and we never worried about it, because I am doing the same thing. We can’t allow this to escalate, so I will let the press know to let this blow over and you were never here.”
Hillary: “I have enough shit on you to put you under the jail.”
Obama: “I have enough shit on you to put you under the same jail.”
Hillary: “You were president and I want to be president. We will work together on this or we will all go down together!”
Obama: “I need to talk to Valarie.”
Hillary: “If you call her, we are both political toast. I have a few billion in offshore accounts, and Huma and I both like Bali.” Whatcha gonna do boy, is it yes or no? Is is yes or no?”
“And a feeling came me over like a hurricane and I swore that I would love you until the end of time. Now I am praying for the end of time so I can end my time with you.”
My apologies to MeatLoaf and his Bat out of Hell Album, probably the best rock album ever.