"Hi Marc! My name is Nelson Adobo, nephew of the former Minister of Finance in Nigeria, the Honorable Charles Adobo. Before my uncle died in a tragic plane crash, he discovered a way to convert lead to gold with magic Pixie dust. I would be happy to demonstrate this to you at your convenience."
Actually, Mezvinsky’s contact was General Kachinga Cheatchusuckah-—a high-ranking officer in the Nigerian Army.