[PJ-Comix]

"The Nigerian man came out with a chemical, threw it on the money, and it all turned to $100 bills. He gave me 10 to have them tested back home. And they were real," Mezvinsky told a reporter.

"Hi Marc! My name is Nelson Adobo, nephew of the former Minister of Finance in Nigeria, the Honorable Charles Adobo. Before my uncle died in a tragic plane crash, he discovered a way to convert lead to gold with magic Pixie dust. I would be happy to demonstrate this to you at your convenience."

[Liz]

Actually, Mezvinsky’s contact was General Kachinga Cheatchusuckah-—a high-ranking officer in the Nigerian Army.