A boson walks into a Catholic church and the priest says: “we don’t allow your kind here”.
The boson says: “Then what do you do for mass?”
>The boson says: “Then what do you do for mass?”
Yep, good one. A neutron walks into a bar, orders a beer, and asks how much? The bartender replies, “for you, no charge.”
The bartender says “we don’t serve your kind here.”
A tachyon walks into a bar.
The idea about creating a black hole that swallows up the Earth is highly unlikely. It’s like the guy who asked Dr. Feynman, “UFO’s aren’t impossible, right”? Dr. Feynman said, “no, not impossible, but unlikely.”
Cheers,
-Frank