[roadcat]

Seems to me, Eilean doesn’t have a leg to stand on...

Oh, there's a bunch of those!

What do you call a woman with a wooden leg? - Peg

What do you call a woman missing a leg? - Eilean

What do you call a woman with no legs? - Stumpy

[Vendome]

I like women with no legs.

They can never really get very far and I usually catch them.

[octex]

What do you call a woman missing a leg? - Eilean
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What do you call a Japanese woman missing a leg? - Irene