Oh, there's a bunch of those!
What do you call a woman with a wooden leg? - Peg
What do you call a woman missing a leg? - Eilean
What do you call a woman with no legs? - Stumpy
I like women with no legs.
They can never really get very far and I usually catch them.
What do you call a woman missing a leg? - Eilean
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What do you call a Japanese woman missing a leg? - Irene