Posted on 03/18/2015 8:32:35 AM PDT by The Californian
Doc: Your child can’t walk?
Mom: That’s right, he can’t walk. He was hit by a truck a couple of days ago. Could that be the cause?
Doc: Hmm, correlation does not mean causation so don’t jump to conclusions.
Mom: He was absolutely normal in every way before he got hit by the truck. He was walking, talking, learning new words everyday. He was such a happy delightful baby. Now he can’t walk.
Doc: Sometimes babies do that.
Truck warningMom: You don’t think getting hit by the truck was the cause? I did some research and I found out that getting hit by a truck has adversely affected many children.
Doc: Woman where did you get your info? From Google? That is ridiculous! A great source for all kinds of lies.
Mom: Well sir I checked on pub truck sites and they are reputable.
Doc: Nonsense, the peer reviewed literature is trustworthy and there is no evidence that trucks affect a child’s ability to walk.
Mom: Well my child can’t walk. What are you going to do?
Doc: Well he probably could walk if he tried. Has he walked before?
Mom: Oh yes he walked before he was hit by a truck.
Doc: Well the best thing I can do is run some tests. Sometimes these things are genetic and only appear to be caused by trucks. A truck could not cause this. Parents make unreasonable connections but we know.
Mom: What do you mean?
Doc: Trucks are one of the amazing inventions of all times… They do a lot of good. Children in Africa suffer for lack of trucks.
Mom: Do something. My child can’t walk.
Doc: We will have to wait for the blood work. I will let you know.
One week later
Doc: The tests came back. They were all clear.
Mom: But my baby can’t walk.
Doc: It looks like he has a bruise… Kind of purple.
Mom: Could that be caused by the truck?
Doc: Well I will call social services to investigate.
Mom: Why? Don’t you think the truck might be responsible?
Doc: I tell you I have spent thousands on medical school and you still don’t believe me. Why do you question me when you are uneducated?
Mom: Well I know he was hit by a truck driven by your partner down the hall.
Doc: This child has a bruise. The bruise is darker than last week. Research tells us a bruise occurs when blood vessels are broken.
Mom: Could it have been the truck?
Doc: It appears you may be responsible. Bruises can occur from striking or hitting. An investigation is warranted.
Mom: You are blaming me?
Doc: We need to look into this more. We know trucks do not cause bruises. There is nothing in all the literature that connects trucks and bruises. The blood tests showed nothing.
Mom: But I remember clearly he was hit by a truck and you keep telling me it’s got nothing to do with his condition. You are clueless. Regardless of your fancy education you cannot help me. I came to you for help and nothing has been accomplished. You are defending trucks! I think the truck industry can defend itself. What about my son who can’t walk?
Doc: How dare you challenge me? Your pompous demeanor betrays your possible guilt. I am reporting this.
Mom: I am furious. I am getting out of here. I came for help and now I have to hire a lawyer.
Please investigate every medical procedure recommended for your child. Vaccines have caused many children to have permanent injury, a lifetime of auto-immune disease, disability and sometimes even death. Denial of vaccine injury and damage by a medical professional does not change the facts. Vaccines have been legally classified as “unavoidably unsafe” and all vaccine manufacturers are legally shielded from any and all liability if they products cause harm. Learn more about vaccine safety.
LOL. Wow! This so called “parody” is an absurd EPIC FAILURE.
There is obviously MUCH more evidence that getting hit a truck will cause injury than getting a vaccination is unsafe. And, of course, no doctor would ever argue that a truck could not cause injury, as this ridiculous “parody” portrays.
Chill there, fella.
As I said in my opening sentence, “I’ve got no dog in this hunt, but I assure you this is incorrect, or may have changed since my time.”
Merely reporting a fact. I have had no issues with vaccinations and don’t know anyone who has. However, if you care, I believe a person owns their body and should not be forced to take or consume anything against their will. They merely have to accept the ramifications.
For the number, it was my flight, then the next flight, until the squadron was done.
my daughter (who is in her late 40’s) was never given a small pox vaccination....her pediatrician said there was no small pox in the US any more, and the side effects of the vaccination was worse than not getting the vaccination... He said she would need one if traveling outside the country..It seems like doctors use to be more honest and aware, but that was before the government stepped in..we only had to give the 3 in 1, I forgot which ones, one was for whopping cough, don’t remember the other 2 that were mandatory..then when Polio vaccine was invented, that was added....The 3 in 1 shot were for disease’s that were killers of children...
I posted the exact same reply from my post #41 to that linked blog, but of course, just as I suspected would happen, my reply was just deleted… how pathetic…
You are very mistaken if you think I am upset or wound up over this at all.
People who don’t vaccinate are pretty much killing themselves and their kids. I guess there is some risk to the young who have yet to be vaccinated.
I was interested in the numbers because you sort of prove that of the hundreds, maybe thousands who were combo vaccinated, most likely no one died, contrary to the claims for the under reported vaccine death crowd.
Tou need to do your own homework, not expect me to print it all out for you to nitpick.
Stastically, you have a far greater chance of contracting the disease you are getting vacinated against from the shot than without it. You really should look into the issue rather than parrot what you have been instructed by your “betters”. Google is your friend, the TV is not.
My mom caught Typhoid Fever from a vaccine. Almost killed her. True story.
“Stastically, you have a far greater chance of contracting the disease you are getting vacinated against from the shot than without it. “
You do not contract the disease. Vaccines mimic a disease allowing the body to develop a defense, an immunity. That is the whole idea. You get a controlled version of the virus. While you contract the illness, it does not kill you and seldom does. If it did kill you what is the point of vaccinating? There would be as many people dying from the vaccine as without, according to you assertion. That is certainly not the case. Your chance of contracting a deadly strain of the virus is wildly reduced by being vaccinated.
Furthermore, you know nothing about me. I do not have a TV, I do not parrot, and Google is NOT your friend. It very easily leads you astray.
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