Posted on 03/15/2015 6:23:47 AM PDT by Kaslin
Did you see the Hilldebeest during last week’s UN presser try to pawn off on us po’ rubes that she didn’t break any email rules during her stint as Secretary Of State and that we … we … are actually uncouth for even questioning her “integrity”?
That spiel was chocked-full of more deuces than a colicky baby’s diaper. A myopic Cyclops could see that. My Jack Russell was even hip to her deception and walked up to the massive Restoration Hardware steamer trunk that our TV sits on and whizzed all over it during her entire twenty-one minute and five-second Bullcrapalooza rebuke.
By the way, my dog Ruger has never done that before. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Look, I'm no body language expert. Tonya Reiman I am not. But even the cloudiest amongst us could tell Hillary was flinging more scat that day than a cat trying to bury diarrhea in wet sand.
One thing I noticed, as she lied out of her tail pipe to the nation, was how she looked all over the room, like Stevie Wonder playing the piano and singing "Isn’t She Lovely." When I was a drug dealer during my college days, my buddy ‘Itchy’, who was a crystal meth tweaker, did a better job of keeping it together as he conned his mom into believing he was on Benadryl than the Hilldebeest did trying to bamboozle us plebeians that she’s clean.
Good Lawd, woman, that was some pathetic bunkum-spewing. Take some lessons from Bill, why don’t ‘cha?
You could tell from her physiological tics that she didn’t even believe herself; and I bet when she got back to her limo, and got the door shut on the Towncar, she let out a fusillade of F-bombs that would make Andrew Dice Clay proud.
Oh, speaking of Tonya Reiman she said the following via Facebook regarding the Hilldebeest’s UN Lie Fest:
So to say the least with this news conference, Hillary showed all the signs of anxiety and frustration. She shrugged with her mouth, hands and shoulders, she stuck her tongue out a few times, she displayed contempt when asked questions and she rarely held eye contact. She wrung her hands, fidgeted back and forth and even had a few brief pitch rises when answering questions. As one of you noted in a post, you didn't need me to look at this in order to discern discomfort …
Now before you disparage me as being part of the vast right-wing conspiracy that always views Hillary’s actions with a jaundiced eye, which I do, please allow me to point out that the AP, hardly a conservative source, gave her email diatribe five middle fingers. You can check out the Associated Press’s assessment here.
Not only did the AP rain on her latest charade, but TIME Magazine has her on its cover sporting horns on top of her deceiving noggin; and TIME definitely is not The Weekly Standard.
Here’s my advice to Hillary. Hillary, honey… you’re a horrible liar. As in bad, real bad. You’re also pathetic in the art of blame-shifting. So… next time, and I’m sure it’ll be soon, that you have to con the American public, use Bill. He’s a phenomenal BS artist. You know that. He can bite his bottom lip, earnestly point his thumb, shed a tear, parlay that southern drawl, bear hug an intern, bomb a Sudanese aspirin factory, buy drinks for the “journalists” and then invite everyone over to Hooters for a wet T-shirt contest – and BOOM … the problem is solved.
More and more people, both left-right-and-center, are onto Hillary “Benghazi” Clinton and are getting sick of Clinton, Inc. However, there are the stage-four clingers for whom she still can do no wrong. I believe these splooge-brained droogies of the Ludicrous Left are so desperate to have Hillary and implement her worldview -- a worldview, mind you, that has failed everywhere it has been executed -- that Hillary could stand nude, on the chest of the Pope, drinking blood from the slit throat of a wombat while screaming the contents of Mein Kampf, and they would hail her as a poet … an incarnate zeitgeist … here to build their utopia. A utopia, fair reader, that’s one part Lilith Fair Concert with a dash of the Ellen DeGeneres Show with a communist bouillabaisse.
So if you want to destroy an enemy nation then simply, over time, "fundamentally transform it" into a democracy.
Well... spotting her lies is really easy. It's just seeing Hellary exhale after she steals oxygen.
Hillary can’t lie.
She’s a Progressive, and Progressives only further the Revolution, so if they lie, while furthering the Revolution, they are not lying, because lying in furtherance of the Revolution is not lying. See? Saw? Ya know?
/S/
IMHO
You read mo dowd’s latest hit piece on bill andhill?
Giles is hilarious. I can always recognize his work in the first sentence. I don’t know how one guy can come up with so many biting metaphors and similes in every single essay.
No but I will.
I made a similar comment on the live thread.
Lots of side to side and up and down head motions, and not necessarily when she was listening to questions.
Back when Baraq was in his prime, I could estimate his stress level by the frequency of his head flips between the right and left teleprompter screens. More flips/minute >>> more stress
I don't think so. I had the pleasure of taking a class on interrogations and what to look for to tell if/when people are lying. We studied Billy Bob's deposition during the Lewinsky thing, and it was amazing, after all those years of being told what a great liar he is, how transparent it was when he was lying. He's awful at it. So's Hillary! apparently.
I think that was Chery Mills, but not sure.
She’s been a capo for the Clinton Crime Family since 92.
OH MAN just realize something she is Jesse from Breaking bad LOL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzeinCf6VsQ
Even Dracula cowers in fear when in the presence of Miss Hillary!
It is beyond arrogance, bordering on insanity, that a person with Killary’s baggage would even consider running for president.
This is shaping up to be a Killary vs. nobama fight. Wait! Is that the sound of poping corn I hear?
THAT was a fun read.
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Beasty figured the Cousin It look wouldn’t gonna fly....so she went Fester!
“”I have got to read more of this guys work””
He certainly has a way with words, doesn’t he? Fabulous.. The rest of us may as well give up. With more like him, the country might just - might - wake up and smell the coffee... We need more speaking the truth.
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