[Fungi]

This buffoon does not deserve a second of anyone’s time. Please don't read this post.

[Olog-hai]

Sorry for reading it.

[shibumi]

"This buffoon does not deserve a second of anyone’s time. Please don't read this post."

Here's the problem, Fungi.

By the time we get to the part where you tell us not to read your post, we've already read your post.

If you really want people to not read your post, you need to put that before the text you don't want them to read. Or, better yet, don't post it at all.

If you don't post it in the first place you won't have to tell people not to read it.

Hope that helps.