Then we can rename May Day "Go to the range" day!
Cinco de Mayo? - "Go to the range" day!
Earth day / Lenin's birthday? - "Go to the range" day!
Want to go tomorrow? March 8th, Women's Day - "Go to the range" day!
Want to go again soon? The last Friday in April, Arbor Day - "Go to the range" day!
Ramadan? - "Go to the range" day!
Birthday of Muhammad? This year its 22 May 2016, and now it's "Go to the range" day!
Karl Marx birthday? Forget it, you already went to the range for Cinco de Mayo, same day. But hey, who knew May 5th was Marx's birthday, right? So take a friend.
So you see, two can play the destroy-a-culture game.
But by playing it this way the conservatives will win.
Then we can just go back to Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter...
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I’d like to go to the range tomorrow. What have you got for March 8th? ;^)