But wait, the Correctness Police have now issued an interim Guidance and Opinion, that drinking coffee is good for you, and that moreover stress is good for you, too.
Could have been written by some productivity gnomes over at American Enterprise Institute. "More work!" "Don't retire!" "Work harder, we don't have enough workers!" And so on.
Yes, Be Good Little Proles and produce tax revenue for the Glorious State!
Need some good Socialist Reality posters to motivate this...
More caffeine, Comrades!