Hey, I may just turn coat and run myself. Great working hours and incredible perks. I have no executive experience, no expertise in foreign policy, I'd be happy to smuggle weapons to anyone who hates America, and I can read a Teleprompter like nobody's business. I love to smear my political opponents, kiss terrorist butt, and generally run the entire country like a dictatorial little boy playing Captain on a plastic sandbox boat.
In short, I'm as good as the current guy.