And less tornadoes is bad, right?
It means that global warming/climate change/the greenhouse effect/climate disruption/climate chaos is getting even worse!
It’s the quiet before the storm!
And we’re all gonna die, so if you go ahead and sign on the line...right here, to waive all your rights and be taxed to death in perpetuity, including all of your descendants, then your sacrifice may, just may, stop it.