I think it was a Simpsons episode where they said that dumb people use big words to make themselves look smart. Hmm. Internal variability? Sounds like a theorem in calculus. I’m sure one of these global warming con artists was looking for a new term and came up with internal variability and saying, “yeah, there’s our new global warming definition.” The low information idiot intelligensia lefties hear the term and say that is so “nuanced” and open up their checkbooks and Al Gore and Greenpeace tout it and go laughing all the way to the bank with these idiots’ money.
The best one is “Oswald Bates” from “In Living Color”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruRYa5KLVNU
Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He’s edgy, he’s “in your face.” You’ve heard the expression “let’s get busy”? Well, this is a dog who gets “biz-zay!” Consistently and thoroughly.
Krusty: So he’s proactive, huh?
Lady: Oh, God, yes. We’re talking about a totally outrageous paradigm.
Meyer: Excuse me, but “proactive” and “paradigm”? Aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound important[backpedaling]
Not that I’m accusing you of anything like that.
[pause]
I’m fired, aren’t I?
Myers: Oh, yes.